Daryl Zero and Steve Arlo
Created by Jake Kasdan

"Now, a few words on looking for things. When you go looking for something specific, your chances of finding it are very bad. Because of all the things in the world, you're only looking for one of them. When you go looking for anything at all, your chances of finding it are very good. Because of all the things in the world, you're sure to find some of them."
-- Daryl Zero expounds...

Eccentric and reclusive DARYL ZERO is a kind of private eye idiot savant, not to mention a drug addict and amateur musician prone to disguises, bizarre personal behavior and outrageous leaps in deduction (sound familiar?) in Zero Effect, a quirky 1998 film written and directed by Jake Kasdan.

In the publicity for the flick, Daryl is touted as "The World's Most Private Detective," but that's only scratching the surface. Make no mistake -- the guy, as played by Bill Pullman, is a total whackjob.

Playing Dr. Watson to Zero's Sherlock Holmes is sardonic partner and front man, STEVE ARLO (a perfectly cast Ben Stiller) a man with plenty of his own problems, but Zero's galloping paranoia really hops over the fence and his usually sharp mind lights out for the territories when he finds himself falling in love with a beautiful paramedic with a mysterious past who's more than his match (to Zero, she'll always be THE woman). His increasingly tortured relationship with Steve and his first romantic involvement serve to distract him, when he and Steve are hired by a blackmail victim to find his lost keys.

Zero Effect was the first feature film by Jake Kasdan, the son of Lawrence "Body Heat, The Big Chill, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Silverado" Kasdan. A fun flick, with more than a few pointed echoes of Arthur Conan Doyle's A Scandal in Bohemia.

Not hardboiled, but quite entertaining. When I first reviewed this film, I mentioned that I'd love to see these characters again. And it looks like I had my chance, and blew it.

There was a television pilot aired in 2002 on NBC that I only found out about years later. It starred Alan Cummings in the title role, althought there was no "Arlo" this time out. There was, however, a character called Jeff (played by David Julian Hirsh) whom I assume was the fill-in for Arlo. I certainly hope so -- a whackjob like Zero certainly needs a straight man. Alas, it was all for naught, because ultimately, NBC chose not to pick up the series.

THE EVIDENCE

• "I always say that the essence of my work relies fundamentally on two basic principles: objectivity and observation, or "the two obs" as I call them."
  
  
• "My work relies on my ability to remain absolutely, purely objective, detached. I have mastered the fine art of detachment. And while it comes at some cost, this supreme objectivity is what makes me, I dare say, the greatest observer the world has ever known."
  -- Daryl lets his humility show...

UNDER OATH

• "Two thumbs up, way up"
  (Siskel & Ebert)
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• "Zero Effect might possibly be the worst PI movie I've ever seen. The opening sequence is so inane that even Ben Stiller, who'll try anything once just to see if it works, looks embarrassed to be in this turkey. And what was Bill Pullman thinking? God, why would someone like Pullman waste their time making a bomb like this? I'm amazed reviewers stayed in the theater long enough to see the ending credits... I say possibly the worst because 15 minutes into it, I ripped out the DVD. I may sue the director over losing those 15 minutes of my life."
  (Jim Winter)

FILM

• ZERO EFFECT....Buy this DVD....Buy this video
  (1998, Castle Rock)
  Written and directed by Jake Kasdan
  Producers: Janet Yang and Lisa Hensen
  Co-Producer: Naomi Despres
  Executive Producer: Jim Behnke
  Starring Bill Pullman as DARYL ZERO
  and Ben Stiller as STEVE ARLO
  Also starring Ryan O'Neal, Kim Dickens, Angela Featherstone

FILM

• ZERO EFFECT
  (2002, NBC)
  Written by Walon Green and Jake Kasdan
  Director: Jake Kasdan
  Starring Alan Cumming as DARYL ZERO
  With David Julian Hirsh as Jeff Winslow
  Also starring Krista Allen, Andy Brewster, Laura Elizabeth Ford, Tom Gallop, Natasha Gregson Wagner, Patrick Wolff

Respectfully submitted by Kevin Burton Smith.