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The May 1998
P.I. Poll Results
The subject was:
The Best and Worst of
the Television Eyes
The questions were
1) Name your three all-time favorite television eyes
2) What was the worst television private eye show ever?
3) What overlooked show do you think could have been a contender,
if it had been allowed to develop?
4) What show would you like to see in reruns?
5) What show have you never seen, that you would like to see?
6) What private eye would you like to see adapted for television?
Readers were also invited to comment on any of the topics,
which are posted here.
Well, the results are in. Thirty-six of you voted, although
not everyone lvoted in all categories, and, as usual, some of
your nominations were too much of a stretch, even for me, to
be considered private eyes. A vote is a vote. No extra points
for first place. Of course, this is not really a listing of the
best or the worst; it's a popularity contest. You don't have
to tell me that.
According to your votes,
your All-time Favorite Television Eyes are:
Jim Rockford in
The Rockford Files (25 votes)
Peter Gunn in Peter Gunn
(21)
Thomas Magnum in Magnum P.I.
(20)
Joe Mannix in Mannix (17)
Harry Orwell in Harry O
(12)
Stuart Bailey and Jeff Spencer in 77
Sunset Strip (9)
Frank Cannon in Cannon
(7)
Don Corey, Jed Sills and Carl Hyatt in Checkmate
(6)
Philip Marlowe in Philip Marlowe,
Private Eye (5)
(with Powers Boothe)
Thomas Banacek in Banacek
(5)
Mike Hammer in Mickey Spillane's Mike
Hammer (5)
(with Stacy Keach)
Runners-Up
Spenser and Hawk in Spenser For Hire
Laura Holt and Remington Steele in Remington
Steele
Others Shows Nominated
The Singing Detective
Paladin (Have Gun, Will Travel)
City of Angels
Surfside Six
Nero Wolfe
Banyon
Barnaby Jones
Jon Sable
Moonlighting
Black Tie Affair
Brannigan
Sweating Bullets
Simon and Simon
All-time Worst Television
Private Eye Shows
Dellaventura (20)
Charlie's Angels (9)
Magnum, P.I. (7)
Mickey Spillane's Mike Hammer
(with Stacy Keach) (6)
Turkey Shoot: Others
Nominated For Worst Show
Simon & Simon
Moonlighting
Hardcastle & McCormick
Vega$
Faraday and Co.
One Waikiki
San Pedro something?
My Mother the Detective
Mannix
Sweating Bullets
They Coulda Been Contenders:
Most Overlooked Shows
(Voting was so close that
these are just listed in alphabetical order)
Beverly Hills Buntz
Black Tie Affair
City of Angels
Eye To Eye
Legwork
Nero Wolfe
Peter Gunn (1989 remake
with Peter Strauss)
Private Eye
Richie Rockelman, Private Eye
Sable
Tenspeed and Brownshoe
Veronica Clare (Lifetime TV, 1991)
Once More With Feeling:
Shows we'd like to see again in reruns
(no order...it's an honour just to be nominated)
77 Sunset Strip
Checkmate
Harry O
Peter Gunn
Mannix
Richard Diamond, Private Eye
The Rockford Files
Leg Work
Sweating Bullets
Surfside Six
Hazell
Magnum, P.I.
Simon and Simon
Moonlighting
Heard It Through The
Grapevine:
Shows we've never seen, that we'd would like to see
(if that All-Mystery Network ever gets on the
air, they should take note...)
Bourbon Street Beat
Richard Diamond, Private Eye
Peter Gunn
The Outsider
City of Angels
Mannix
Philip Marlowe (the 1959
series with Phil Carey)
Riptide
The Rockford Files
Magnum, P.I.
Nero Wolfe
I Want My P.I. TV!
Private eyes we'd like to see adapted for television
Elvis Cole
by Robert Crais (9)
Travis McGee by John D.
MacDonald (7)
Sharon McCone by Marcia
Muller (6)
Also:
Nate Heller by Max Allan
Collins
Dan Fortune by Michael
Collins
John Francis Cuddy by
Jeremiah Healy
Philip Marlowe by Raymond
Chandler (maybe third time's the charm)
Dan Kearney and Associates
by Joe Gores
Falco by Lindsey Davis
Easy Rawlins by Walter
Mosley
Harry Stoner by Jonathan
Valin
Saul Panzer by Rex Stout
Pepe Carvhalo by Manuel
Vazquez Montalban
Patrick Kenzie and Angela Gennaro by Dennis Lehane
Evan Horn
by Bill Moody
Dirk Gently by Douglas
Adams
My Comments
Well, I'm not surprised that The Rockford Files won
(although not by much). It's that rare show that's a favorite
of critics and the fans. I am a bit surprised, but quite pleased,
that Peter Gunn, which is forty years old, placed so high.
Of course, people's ages, and their location, affect what they've
seen, and therefore how they voted. Which may partially explain
Magnum's high placing (I confess I always dismissed this show
as a rather cloying Rockford clone-maybe I should check it out
again). Still, several older shows did make it to the top of
the list of favorites, including Mannix, Banacek,
Harry O, Cannon and 77 Sunset Strip.
The only clearcut winner (if you can call it that) in any
category was Dellaventura in the Worst TV Eye category.
Almost universally despised, outranking other stinkeroos by a
large margin. Perhaps part of the reason is the fact that it's
the most recent P.I. show voted on, and also that the premise
sounded promising. Top ten finishers Mickey Spillane's Mike
Hammer and Magnum P.I. also place high in this category,
showing you can't please everybody all the time, and let me know
I'm not alone in being ambivalent about either of these popular
shows.
It's interesting to note how many of what readers felt were
unjustly overlooked shows date from the last decade or so. With
the market fragmenting, and networks growing more and more conservative,
it's disheartening to see so many shows cancelled before they're
even given a chance. Beverly Hills Buntz, Black Tie
Affair and Legwork, were all cancelled before even
running a full season (in fact, Black Tie Affair, a mini-series,
never even had all its episodes aired, leaving the conclusion
in television limbo. So much for closure). Perhaps tellingly,
most of the shows in this category tried to rise above the limitations
of the standard P.I. show, offering unique perspectives, a different
approach or at least a slight spin on the formula.
The shows people wanted to see in reruns, or had heard of,
but never seen, perhaps explained some of the choices in other
categories. If you've never seen Tenspeed and Brownshoe,
for example, Simon and Simon might seem pretty witty.
Likewise, Spenser For Hire might seem quite the action-packed
thrillfest if you've never seen Mannix.
And the choice of literary eyes people would like to see adapted
for the small screen is quite wide and varied, reflecting the
continuing popularity of the genre, at least in print. Yet, given
the dismal showing of private eye shows in the ratings in the
last decade or so, and the almost-always disappointing way adaptations
have been handled, the chances of any of these shows ever actually
being produced, let alone being given a chance to develop and
find an audience, seems slight.
For Reader's Comments
Not satisfied? Disagree?
Then, next time, VOTE,
DAMMIT!
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