Thomas Magnum
Created by Donald P. Bellisario and
Glen A. Larson
I just don't get it. Never has such a so-so figure had such a large impact on a genre as the MAGNUM, P.I. television show. A watered-down
Rockford Files wannabe, utilising Hawaii 5-O's discarded props, it was created as a vehicle for rising star (and former cigarette commercial star) Tom Selleck...
Okay, okay, I know. The show has its defenders, who claim it was misunderstood, but it was all too erratic for me. It wobbled wildly from fantasy to heavy drama and back again, and utilized voice-overs, dream sequences, characters playing multiple roles, fantasy episodes, cameos and other such gimmicks. The casual warmth and sly wit of Rockford was replaced by some routine male bonding and a certain smug cleverness, more intent at appearing clever, I felt, than actually being clever. And despite all their attempts at humanizing the main characters, they never really came to life. They merely became props with backstories.
Too bad. Tom Selleck was certainly affable enough, and to his credit, he played against type, insisting that things wouldn't always come easy for his character. THOMAS MAGNUM was a former SEAL and Naval Intelligence officer, who had seen action in Vietnam, working as a private investigator (he's got a pet peeve about being called a private detective) in Hawaii. But his drop-dead good looks were a lot easier to swallow when it was revealed he was all too human, and usually, he didn't get the girl. And he certainly didn't dress for success. Jeans, Hawaiian shirts, and baseball caps were his basic wardrobe for the entire run. Despite this, though, somewhere along the line, he still managed to land a plush gig as live-in security at the Oahu estate of wealthy, best-selling (but never seen) novelist Robin Masters. Not only does he get to live rent-free in the guesthouse, but he has access to all the estate's many facilities, including a Ferrari or two.
The only catch? Masters' major domo, Jonathan Higgins, a pompous, stiff upper lip prig, and his two Dobermann Pinschers, Zeus and Apollo, who seemed to dislike Magnum even more than Higgins himself.
Ian Freebairn-Smith did the music for the premiere and the first few episodes of the series, but Mike Post, who went to high school with Selleck, and Pete Carpenter, who together had done the music for The Rockford Files, soon took over.
In fact, although it was no spinoff, The Rockford Files played a large part in setting Selleck up for the role of Magnum, thanks to a handful of popular appearances on that show as squeaky clean (and annoyingly perfect) private eye Lance White. One Magnum episode, "Tigers Fan" (November 4, 1987), even opens with two cops on a stakeout discussing an episode of The Rockford Files one had seen the previous night, and how much he enjoyed watching this Lance White guy bust Jim's chops.
Not that Magnum resembled Lance in any way -- if anything, he seemed like a smoother version of Rockford,. a hanger on on a rich man's estate, not unlike Rockford living in a trailer under the Malibu cliffs, both with a sort of everyman veneer. But Jim never drove a Ferrari.
Another part of the show's (questionable) charm were the countless nods and sly tributes to other shows and films. Hawaii 5-O and Steve McGarrett were often mentioned, and both Jessica Fletcher of Murder, She Wrote, and the Rick and A.J. Simon from Simon and Simon showed up. "Murder By Night" (January 14, 1987) was a black and white homage to classic detective films; most notably The Maltese Falcon, wherein a cast of characters strangely resembling Magnum, T. C., Rick, and Higgins attempt to solve a 1940s murder . Another episode, "A.A. P.I." (October 22, 1986) featured TV cops Columbo, Kojak, and Detective Mike Stone (from The Streets of San Francisco) attending a convention. Stephen J. Cannell also makes an appearance.
Despite the show and its star's popularity, it all ended, not with a bang, but a prolonged whimper. The last few seasons, in particular, were full of the sort of gimmicky shows and "very special" episodes that usually indicate wheel-spinning, The series finale, "Resolutions" (May 1, 1988), written by Stephen A. Miller and Chris Abbott, and directed by Burt Brinkerhoff, was a letdown almost any way you looked at it.
TELEVISION
- Season 1.. Buy the first season on DVD
- "Don't Eat the Snow in Hawaii" (December 11, 1980)
- "China Doll" (December 18, 1980)
- "Thank Heaven for Little Girls and Big Ones, Too" (December 25, 1980)
- "No Need to Know" (January 8, 1981)
- "Skin Deep" (January 15, 1981)
- "Never Again, Never Again" (January 22, 1981)
- "The Ugliest Dog in Hawaii" (January 29, 1981)
- "Missing in Action" (February 5, 1981)
- "Lest We Forget" (February 12, 1981)
- "The Curse of the King Kamehameha Club" (February 19, 1981)
- "Thicker Than Blood" (February 26, 1981)
- "All Roads Lead to Floyd" (March 12, 1981)
- "Adelaide" (March 19, 1981)
- "Don't Say Goodbye" (March 26, 1981)
- "The Black Orchid" (April 2, 1981)
- "J. "Digger" Doyle" (April 9, 1981)
- "Beauty Knows No Pain" (April 16, 1981)
.- Season 2... Buy the second season on DVD
- "Billy Joe Bob" (October 8, 1981)
- "Dead Man's Channel" (October 15, 1981)
- "The Woman on the Beach" (October 22, 1981)
- "From Moscow to Maui" (October 29, 1981)
- "Memories are Forever" (November 5, 1981)
- "Tropical Madness" (November 12, 1981)
- "Wave Goodbye" (November 19, 1981)
- "Mad Buck Gibson" (November 26, 1981)
- "The Taking of Dick McWilliams" (December 3, 1981)
- "The Sixth Position" (December 17, 1981)
- "Ghost Writer" (December 24, 1981)
Elisha Cook Jr.'s first appearance. Later he takes over the role of Ice Pick.- "The Jororo Kill" (January 7, 1982)
- "Computer Date" (January 14, 1982)
- "Try To Remember" (January 28, 1982)
- "Italian Ice" (February 4, 1982)
- "One More Summer" (February 11, 1982)
- "Texas Lightning" (February 18, 1982)
- "Double Jeopardy" (February 25, 1982)
- "The Last Page" (March 4, 1982)
- "The Elmo Ziller Story" (March 25, 1982)
- "Three Minus Two" (April 1, 1982)
- Season 3... Buy the third season on DVD
- "Did You See the Sunrise?(September 30, 1982)
- "Ki'i's Don't Lie" (October 7, 1982)
Simon & Simon crossover, written by Philip DeGuere, Bob Shayne. Concluded in the Simon & Simon episode "Emeralds Are Not A Girl's Best Friend".- "The Eighth Part of The Village" (October 14, 1982)
- "Past Tense" (October 21, 1982)
- "Black on White" (October 28, 1982)
- "Flashback" (November 4, 1982)
- "Foiled Again" (November 11, 1982)
- "Mr. White Death" (November 18, 1982)
- "Mixed Doubles" (December 2, 1982)
- "Almost Home" (December 9, 1982)
- "Heal Thyself" (December 16, 1982)
- "Of Sound Mind" (January 6, 1983)
- "The Arrow That is Not Aimed" (January 27, 1983)
- "Basket Case" (February 3, 1983)
- "Birdman of Budapest" (February 10, 1983)
- "I Do?" (February 17, 1983)
- "Forty Years From Sand Island" (February 24, 1983)
- "Legacy From a Friend" (March 10, 1983)
- "Two Birds of a Feather" (March 17, 1983)
- "...By Its Cover" (March 31, 1983)
- "The Big Blow" (April 7, 1983)
- "Faith and Begorrah" (April 28, 1983)
- Season 4... Buy the fourth season on DVD
- "Home From the Sea" (September 29, 1983)
- "Luther Gillis: File #521" (October 6, 1983)
- "Smaller Than Life" (October 13, 1983)
- "Distant Relative" (October 20, 1983)
- "Limited Engagement" (November 3, 1983)
- "Letter to a Duchess" (November 10, 1983)
- "Squeeze Play" (November 17, 1983)
- "A Sense of Debt" (December 1, 1983)
- "The Look" (December 8, 1983)
- "Operation: Silent Night" (December 15, 1983)
- "Jororo Farewell" (January 5, 1984)
- "The Case of the Red-Faced Thespian" (January 19, 1984)
- "No More Mr. Nice Guy" (January 26, 1984)
- "Rembrandt's Girl" (February 2, 1984)
- "Paradise Blues" (February 9, 1984)
- "The Return of Luther Gillis" (February 16, 1984)
- "Let the Punishment Fit the Crime" (February 23, 1984)
- "Holmes Is Where the Heart is" (March 8, 1984)
- "On Face Value" (March 15, 1984)
- "Dream A Little Dream" (March 29, 1984)
- "I Witness" (May 3, 1984)
.- Season 5... Buy the fifrh season on DVD
- "Echoes Of the Mind, Part 1" (September 27, 1984)
- "Echoes Of the Mind, Part 2" (October 4, 1984)
- "Mac's Back" (October 11, 1984)
- "The Legacy of Garwood Huddle" (October 18, 1984)
- "Under World" (October 25, 1984)
- "Fragments" (November 1, 1984)
- "Blind Justice" (November 8, 1984)
- "Murder 101" (November 15, 1984)
- "Tran Quoc Jones" (November 29, 1984)
- "Luther Gillis: File #001" (December 6, 1984)
- "Kiss of the Sabre" (December 13, 1984)
- "Little Games" (January 3, 1985)
- "Professor Jonathan Higgins" (January 10, 1985)
- "Compulsion" (January 24, 1985)
- "All For One" (January 31, 1985)
- "The Love-For-Sale Boat" (February 14, 1985)
- "Let Me Hear the Music" (February 21, 1985)
- "Ms. Jones" (March 7, 1985)
- "The Man from Marseilles" (March 14, 1985)
- "Torah, Torah, Torah" (March 28, 1985)
- "A Pretty Good Dancing Chicken" (April 4, 1985)
.- Season 6... Buy the sixth season on DVD
- "Deja Vu" (September 26, 1985)...Buy this video
- "Old Acquaintance" (October 3, 1985)
- "The Kona Winds" (October 10, 1985)
- "The Hotel Dick" (October 17, 1985)
- "Round and Around" (October 24, 1985)
- "Going Home" (October 31, 1985)
- "Paniolo" (November 7, 1985)
- "The Treasure of Kalaniopu'u" (November 14, 1985)
- "Blood and Honor" (November 21, 1985)
- "I Never Wanted to Go to France, Anyway" (January 2, 1986)
- "Summer School" (January 9, 1986)
- "Mad Dogs and Englishmen" (January 23, 1986)
- "All Thieves On Deck" (January 30, 1986)
- "This Island Isn't Big Enough" (February 13, 1986)
- "Way of the Stalking Horse" (February 20, 1986)
- "Find Me a Rainbow" (March 13, 1986)
- "Who Is Don Luis, Higgins, ...And Why Is He Doing These Terrible Things To Me?" (March 20, 1986)
- "A Little Bit of Luck ... A Little Bit of Grief" (April 3, 1986)
- "Photo Play" (April 10, 1986)
.- Season 7....Buy this DVD set
- "L.A." (October 1, 1986)
- "One Picture is Worth...' (October 8, 1986)
- "Straight and Narrow" (October 15, 1986)
- "A.A. P.I." (October 22, 1986)
Columbo, Kojak, and Detective Mike Stone attend the A. A. P. I. convention. See them in the audience. Stephen J. Cannell guest stars.- "Death and Taxes" (October 29, 1986)
Joe Santos' first ep. as Lt. Page.- "Little Girl Who" (November 5, 1986)
- "Paper War" (November 12, 1986)
- "Novel Connection" (November 19, 1986)
This ep. is a cross-over with Murder She Wrote. The story continues in the Murder She Wrote episode "Magnum On Ice". Angela Lansbury guests.- "Kapu" (November 26, 1986.
- "Missing Melody" (December 3, 1986)
- "Death of the Flowers" (December 10, 1986)
- "Autumn Warrior" (December 17, 1986)
- "Murder By Night" (January 14, 1987)
Popularly known as the black and white ep. or the "Sam Spade" episode. A 1940s murder involves a cast of characters strangely resembling Magnum, T. C., Rick, and Higgins.- "On the Fly" (January 21, 1987)
- "Solo Flight" (February 4, 1987)
- "Forty" (February 11, 1987)
- "Laura" (February 25, 1987)
- "Out of Sync" (March 11, 1987)
- "The Aunt Who Came to Dinner" (March 18, 1987)
- "The People vs. Orville Wright" (April 1, 1987)
- "Limbo" (April 15, 1987)
Tom Selleck is co-writer of this episode. Magnum is heavily injured after a shooting. In coma, Magnum roams the island and finds his former wife. He helps her when she is pursued by killers...
.- Season 8....Buy this DVD set
- "Infinity And Jelly Doughnuts" (October 7, 1987))
- "Pleasure Principle" (October 14, 1987)
- "Innocence ... A Broad" (October 28, 1987)
- "Tigers Fan" (November 4, 1987)
- "Forever In Time" (November 11, 1987)
- "The Love That Lies" (November 18, 1987)
- "A Girl Named Sue" (January 13, 1988)
- "Unfinished Business" (January 20, 1988)
- "The Great Hawaiian Adventure Company" (January 27, 1988)
- "Legend of the Lost Art" (February 10, 1988)
- "Transitions" (February 17, 1988)
- "Resolutions, Part 1+2" (May 1, 1988)
DVDS & VIDEOS
TWELVE NOVELS OF ROBIN MASTERS
In chronological order they are:
SPIN-OFFs
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Respectfully submitted by Kevin Burton Smith. Thanks to John Boyle for the scoop on the Ferrari, and Paul Collins for straightening the record.
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