Hand Me Down My Walking
Cane:
The Old Dicks
You just can't keep a good man down...
Barnaby Jones by Quinn
Martin
TV's elderly, folksy gumshoe wasn't quite as slow and doddering as he seemed.
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- Ira Wells by Robert Benton
Gruff, cantankerous and ticked off at the world, this semi-retired L.A. gumshoe, as played by Art Carney, teamed up with a whacko client (Lily Tomlin) and threw off major sparks in Robert Benton's masterful 1977 flick The Late Show.
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- Jake Spanner by L.A.
Morse (78 years old)
Yeah, he's the original Old Dick. Wanna make something of it?
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- Zeke Gahagan by Vincent
McConnor
This smug 81-year old calls himself the world's oldest eye, and claims to have known Hammett. You wanna call him a liar?
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- Joe Ready by Bob Truluck
When he made his debut, Joe was the star of a Depression-era period piece going up against Ma Barker and her boys in a 2002 story. But when he returned in his first full-length adventure, The Art of Redemption (2007), the time is now, and Joe's a whopping 98 years old. And still kicking ass.
- Lance Bailey by Ray Nayler
Way past his expiry date, but hot on the heels of the killer of his one true love...
- William Riskin by
James Siegal
Former P.I. comes out of retirement to tangle with ... Nazis?
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- Jim Rockford by Stephen
J. Cannell and Roy Huggins
Let's face it -- Jimbo was getting mightly long in the tooth by the time The Rockford Files was revived in the nineties for a string of made-for-TV movies.
- Harry Ross by Robert Benton
and Richard Russo
James Garner shows up again here, giving great backup for Paul Newman in Twilight, the 1998
cinematic slab of geezer noir. They both play retired detectives
(Newman, as Ross, was private, Garner was a cop) who get involved
with a big shot Hollywood producer, his actress wife and their
troublesome daughter..
List compiled by Kevin Burton Smith.
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