Okay, here's the skeezit on that little logo you see over there...

This site, for those of you who haven't fallen asleep on the bus, is dedicated to private eyes.

The definition the editor uses is pretty elastic (the full rules are "for private eyes and other tough guys and gals who make trouble their business.") The definition has served us pretty well over the years, ever since we first started back on April 1, 1998, and has been stretched to include not just private eyes, but also some journalists, lawyers, professional criminals, bodyguards, insurance investigators and the like.

But of course there are always those characters that find their way here who don't really belong. Their inclusion is usually because the editor feels visitors here will enjoy these characters, or because he personally gets a kick out of them.

Kevin's no dimwit (well, most of the time)-- he knows very well when he's bending (or breaking) his own rules. But it is HIS site.

And so, from now on, when you see this logo, you'll know that he's exercising his editorial prerogative, and you won't waste your time or his bitching about it. If it still really bugs you, start your own damn web site.